I'll explain that better in a minute. For now, I've been told I needed to update this by many people. They were tired of opening it and seeing my large gaping stomach hole. Now it's closed...yay!...but itching like a mother you know what. It's not healed, it's just kind of scabbed.
So, life has been busy as always. David was home for a little while (2 weeks) and has already gone back to Jersey. He is supposedly going to be there until January. He even gets to come home for Thanksgiving. I can't wait to see him again but I hate saying good bye.
Hopefully that won't put any dampers on Nov 22 (Super important date you know!) The little darling, Lucas that is, will be 4. Ohmygawd. I keep saying I remember him when he was this big...imagine me holding my fingers like a foot apart, and then of course his mother says "He was never that big". I guess she gets to say that because pushing out a 22 inch child is no fun and saying he was only 12 inches takes away from the proud 'I gave birth to a baby how big???' mommy badge. Which she should wear proudly. I can't imagine. But when I look at him now it seems like he was that big. And I did know him when he was that big. He was still Ducky at that point. It was ducky...wasn't it? (If you haven't noticed I have an obsession with ellipses...) Ok, so now he's four. That makes me how old? Lord. I vividly remember time before Lucas, especially right before. I remember Kim telling me she was pregnant. I remember seeing her when she was still flat tummy-ed and when I came back she was big fat momma. And I remember the day he was born. No, I wasn't there (damn that Robby, all the way to Alabama) but I remember. I was sitting in the apartment and thinking of her. I got worried and tried to call her. Nothing. I called and called and called. Nothing. AARRGGHHHHH!!! So I called Matt and instructed him to call all hospitals. He obviously missed one because he reported nothing back. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING! Then a few days later I get an "Oh, guess what I did". I knew it! And there was little Lucas Gabriel. I remember the first time I saw him and the first time I held him. I was so afraid I was gonna drop him or break him, he was tiny. (Imagine Kim saying, "He was never tiny!" while brandishing her mommy badge)
Well he definitely isn't tiny anymore. Four. I never thought I could feel so old. He is going to be going to a real school in two years and damn it I swear he was just born a year or two ago. I can't take this anymore. Don't kids know they aren't allowed to get any older? I need a time machine.
So, Canada. Anyone willing to go with? I have to get out of this country. A bunch of 'moral' do(no)gooders. I was watching something that made me laugh. He said something along these lines- We will just divide the country into two new countries. All the states in blue [level headed and tree huggin democratic Kerry voters] can have gay marriage, abolish the second amendment and hold on to the first (YAY!). All the states in red [right wing conservative christian civil liberty stompin bible thumpin old fogy bunch of redneck tyrannical republican 'Bushy' voters] can abolish gay marriage, the first amendment, hold on to the second, and have the ten commandments embroidered onto all the judges robes. I agree, but make the republicans take the states like Minnesota and Wisconsin. They are practically Canadians anyway and they are covered in snow all year round and those 'American' republicans (who think everything non-republican like questioning authority or standing up for our civil liberties is sooo un-American) can all freeze to death in that little hell. Can you guess who I voted for? I want out of this G-d forsaken country now.